mister unsworth by Roald Dahl

My teacher wasn't half as nice as yours to be.
His name was Mister Unsworth and he taught us history,
And when you didn't know a date he'd get you by the ear
And start to twist while there you sat quite paralysed with fear.
He'd twist and twist and twist your ear and twist it more and more,
until at last the ear came all off and landed on the floor.
Our class was full of one-eared boys, I'm certain there were eight,
Who'd had them twisted off because they didn't know a date.
So let us now praise teachers who today are all so fine
And yours in particular is totally divine.

#i love this verse to death that i'd read again and again when i feel dull.
love the rhymes.
i like most of his works. so brilliant and educating. i'd probably read some to my future kids. am also a fan of "best behaviour verses/song" especially Concerning Mike Teavee. next time i'll type it down.

last early sunday morning, we went to the kite fest at bukit layang layang. too early i guessed. the big kites were flown up not until noon. not all of them though cos there was no wind at the moment. there were not much to watch as most of the amazing kites were ground dead. the wind really failed us. we were so keen to watch the fly crocodile instead it just crawled up a little. ok la tu. we could see the kite flyers were having hell of time to fly up the kites. memang no wind at all. but the kite were soooooo freaking cantik. the train kites were weird in a creative way. cute. we were having gud time there. i even made my own plastic kite for rm1.

Cold war xxxx

Perang dingin buat kali ke berapa pin xtau dh..
But may be it'll be the longest one..

wheels of life

funny joke

something to cheer me up on this harsh day..

A six-year-old boy walked up to his father one day and announced, 'Daddy, I'd like to get married.'
His father replied hesitantly, 'Sure, son, do you have anyone special in mind?'

'Yes,' answered the boy. 'I want to marry Grandma.'

'Now, wait a minute,' said his father. 'You don't think I'd let you get married with my mother, do you?'

'Why not?' the boy asked. 'You married mine.

Bengap bangang bahlol

I just hate you so much rite now..
No words could describe my feelings toward you at the moment.
You and ur big ass are so damn good in doing this.
Aku tak mau apa2 bole?
Takmau tu takmau ni.
Kalau bole tengok bayang nama hang pon takmau.
Just indulge with this moment while it last cos i wont hide for long.
Esok kita tengok sapa yang kena!!!

Aku tetewas juga..

Aku tewas dengan fb.
Tp not for long.
Sekarang baru aku rasa.
Sori la wey.